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Clunkers for Peace

10/9/2009   Comment on This

Ok, I really try not to get political. I’ve got friends of every political persuasion and some of them get really bent out of shape when you criticize their ideals or their party. Why is it when someone criticizes my moderately conservative political leanings, I am able to ignore it so easily without bouncing off the walls?

(Maybe that's a blog entry all by itself)

Clunkers for Peace - Peace Prize
Fist Bump Peace Prize
Give The Queen an Ipod Peace Prize
Checking out a "Piece" - Peace Prize
Sadly, the Pinker was passed over for consideration as a possible recipient of the Nobel Prize and the selection committee completely ignored his tireless work in keeping the People of Chicago either awake or asleep overnight as needed. He’s kind of like an all purpose “Radio Ritalin” - affecting each person differently; he makes some people more hyper and other people less hyper. Go figure (for my doctor friends: Radio Methylphenidate didn't sound as funny).

I’ve got to be the 20 millionth person weighing in on Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize. But here’s the question: what are the criteria used to select a winner of the Peace Prize?

Do you win the Nobel Peace Prize because of something you’ve already done or what you plan to do?

If it’s based on what you’ve done, we have to consider some of the cool and impressive things that the President has already been able to accomplish in such a short amount of time:

  • Clunkers for Peace Prize
  • Wall Street & Automaker Bail Out Peace Prize
  • Failure at Copenhagen Peace Prize
  • Counter Culture Tsar “Du Jour” Appointee Peace Prize
  • Spending Historic Sums in the Shortest Time Peace Prize
  • Give the Queen an I-pod Peace Prize
  • Fist Bump with the First Lady Peace Prize
  • Checking Out "A Piece" - Peace Prize
  • A Beer at the White House with a Harvard “Hot Head” and a Cop Peace Prize
  • Record Shattering Campaign Contributions Peace Prize

For my left leaning friends, you'll notice I did not include any accomplishments that are not fact. There is no hearsay and the results are auditable. Moreover, "hot head" is not opinion; when you go "schizo" on a cop, you're a "hot head!" (look it up)

All I'm just saying is that if you give the man a prize - lets review his existing body of work!

On the other hand, if it’s not based on what you’ve already done but instead based on what you plan to do or wish you could do – the possibilities are limitless...

I’ll task you use your imagination to think of the possible Peace Prizable “accomplishments” that the future might hold in store for our President.

 

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